For my lovely Ameeba couple

I had guests for few weeks now
Lately, though, they have really put up a show.
At first they were a lovely couple
Called Mr. and Ms. Ameeba and they didn’t cause any trouble.
They came to celebrate the rain season
Knowing that I’d entertain them without a reason.
I fed them well and they put on a lot of weight
And before I noticed they locked themselves inside my belly gate.
I started to lose my kilograms
As they kept enjoying the cookies I had ate with some jam.
I started to think:
Those beasts
They really have a feast on my body parts.
I gave them a simply diet
Explaining they’d better lose weight and be silent.
But they kept on complaining,
Fighting with each other in the home I gave them.
And before I had time to take action
Ms. Ameeba had moved into the right side of the belly apartment section.
She kept on the fights at night
Yelling Mr. Ameeba across the hallway of colon all the way to the other side.
They kept on shouting, fighting and mourning,
So that I was awake until the early morning.
So, finally I took action and told them straight
Listen: this is the end of your holiday debate.
It is okay to have you as guests,
But enough is enough,
now, move out from my belly and give me a rest.