I got a little something to tell.
Maybe it’s a little story or a poem or whatever the hell.
Just bare with me, it’ll all be alright.
After the story you can laugh or fight or whatever it is you do in your normal life.
So a woke up this morning feeling really tired.
And I thought to myself I should have gone to bed earlier to be on time for my laughter yoga class.
But during the whole night I got bothered by some nasty flies.
So I got up with a stuffed nose and itchy arms.
Man, those bed bugs really had a feast on my body parts.
But I thought, hey, if life is so hard
So is my stomach – which by the way – didn’t work so sharp.
Usually it works like a clock,
But I got no time now.
Though, laughter knows no time, so I just laughed about it.
And I laughed so hard I got diarrhea!
That´s right.
Common now, there´s much more serious things to worry about.
Let’s take a moment to think about it,
Unless I don’t have to go for another shit.
Life can really put you down sometimes,
But just put up your own talent show of smiles.
When you’re stuck in traffic in a bus full of peeps,
And they’re all smelling, coz they fart like Greeks.
So, fart with them.
Who gives a shit,
Just laugh about it!
Make ‘em laugh, too and it’ll smell even more,
That’s for sure.
You know, because if you laugh, your belly will shake and the whole digestion system works so great!
And that’s the foundation of a healthy life!
Think about this:
The man of your dreams got hit by a truck,
Now, that’s when you’re really out of luck.
But don’t worry,
Just laugh, and there’s no hurry.
Because he’s death now. You don’t need to hurry or wait
For the perfect moment to ask him out for a date.
Just go to his funeral and try not to break down.
Or break into laughter - use that inner laughter of yours, the silent one.
We don’t wanna have too much fun.
It’s a funeral after all.
Now, if you’re lost in a desert without water
And there’s nobody insight you could bother.
Never mind,
Give yourself a high five,
Coz’ you had an awesome life!
It’s not the hours or years that counts,
It’s the quality of your breath that’s worth.
What to do when life really kicks you hard,
You got a brain tumor and, hey, they said it’s really large.
Look at it this way:
Maybe it’s time to silent your mind.
Silent mind or busy mind, never mind.
Just use that great laughter of yours,
Use your imagination, use your creativity!
It’ll cure cancers, even the doctors agree on this.
You are so GREAT!
Okay, let’s put it this way,
Actually, there are no words I need to say.
If I just smile to myself
I know I wont be in hell.
I’m with you guys
And that’s like winning a jack pot; I’m already in heaven!
So this is the lesson of this crazy story:
There’s no death serious things that’ll get you rich and glory.
We’re got everything we need right here.
We’ve got a little Buddha in our belly.
And it keep on growing if we just laugh!
And the best part is that it'll never get fat!
You know, because laughter is so great exercise for both body and mind.
It’ll boost your stamina,
It’ll boost your whole life!
Thank you guys for making the time of my life in Manali listening to your laugh!
Maybe it’s a little story or a poem or whatever the hell.
Just bare with me, it’ll all be alright.
After the story you can laugh or fight or whatever it is you do in your normal life.
So a woke up this morning feeling really tired.
And I thought to myself I should have gone to bed earlier to be on time for my laughter yoga class.
But during the whole night I got bothered by some nasty flies.
So I got up with a stuffed nose and itchy arms.
Man, those bed bugs really had a feast on my body parts.
But I thought, hey, if life is so hard
So is my stomach – which by the way – didn’t work so sharp.
Usually it works like a clock,
But I got no time now.
Though, laughter knows no time, so I just laughed about it.
And I laughed so hard I got diarrhea!
That´s right.
Common now, there´s much more serious things to worry about.
Let’s take a moment to think about it,
Unless I don’t have to go for another shit.
Life can really put you down sometimes,
But just put up your own talent show of smiles.
When you’re stuck in traffic in a bus full of peeps,
And they’re all smelling, coz they fart like Greeks.
So, fart with them.
Who gives a shit,
Just laugh about it!
Make ‘em laugh, too and it’ll smell even more,
That’s for sure.
You know, because if you laugh, your belly will shake and the whole digestion system works so great!
And that’s the foundation of a healthy life!
Think about this:
The man of your dreams got hit by a truck,
Now, that’s when you’re really out of luck.
But don’t worry,
Just laugh, and there’s no hurry.
Because he’s death now. You don’t need to hurry or wait
For the perfect moment to ask him out for a date.
Just go to his funeral and try not to break down.
Or break into laughter - use that inner laughter of yours, the silent one.
We don’t wanna have too much fun.
It’s a funeral after all.
Now, if you’re lost in a desert without water
And there’s nobody insight you could bother.
Never mind,
Give yourself a high five,
Coz’ you had an awesome life!
It’s not the hours or years that counts,
It’s the quality of your breath that’s worth.
What to do when life really kicks you hard,
You got a brain tumor and, hey, they said it’s really large.
Look at it this way:
Maybe it’s time to silent your mind.
Silent mind or busy mind, never mind.
Just use that great laughter of yours,
Use your imagination, use your creativity!
It’ll cure cancers, even the doctors agree on this.
You are so GREAT!
Okay, let’s put it this way,
Actually, there are no words I need to say.
If I just smile to myself
I know I wont be in hell.
I’m with you guys
And that’s like winning a jack pot; I’m already in heaven!
So this is the lesson of this crazy story:
There’s no death serious things that’ll get you rich and glory.
We’re got everything we need right here.
We’ve got a little Buddha in our belly.
And it keep on growing if we just laugh!
And the best part is that it'll never get fat!
You know, because laughter is so great exercise for both body and mind.
It’ll boost your stamina,
It’ll boost your whole life!
Thank you guys for making the time of my life in Manali listening to your laugh!
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